![]() Indoor soccer is a fast-paced game, and any goal celebration that involves hiding your eyes - even for a couple of seconds - can backfire. Time after time, the 12-year-olds would be Dabbing and simultaneously getting smoked on a counterattack. Not only were the little guys Dabbing after they made goals, they were Dabbing when they sensed a teammate was about to score. They were Dabbing out of sheer jubilation and they were Dabbing out of boredom. ![]() Even during timeouts they were dabbling at Dabbing. When the bond between Dabbing and actual celebration is broken, it just starts looking dumb - like somebody in the checkout line at Wal-Mart randomly fishing for low-fives.Ĭome to think of it, there are other sports where hiding your eyes might not be a good idea. For instance, qualifying at Talladega Superspeedway, target shooting or downhill skiing. ![]() On the other hand, places I'd like to see more Dabbing include chess matches and synchronized swimming. Women figure skaters have been quietly Dabbing during their spins moves in "Swan Lake" for years. If you've been hiding under a rock for the past six months, the Dab is a dance that was originated by Atlanta rap artists and looks like people sneezing directly into their arms. The more artistic Dabbers tend to throw in an abrupt little head-bob, which just enhances the sneeze effect. I suffer from hay fever, and I have been catching sneezes with my arms my entire life.
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